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MGAF.com sadly must report the passing of a true college football legend, UGA the sixth. The winningest mascot in Georgia history, UGA VI was rushed to a local emergency room Friday after a severe overdose of cocaine. (OK, it was heart problems, but the drug addiction makes for a much more dramatic post)

UGA, who would’ve turned 70 human years in July, passed away from congestive heart failure. His family, friends, and millions of fans all felt the pain as their beloved mascot passed away.

The Bulldog mascot was known around the college football community for being tough around competetive players while being a true lady’s dog.

UGA’s passing is truly sad news for everyone in the football community. RIP UGA.

We ran across this nugget in our daily “Erin Andrews” Google search. There is something about watching a pro athlete completely disgust and creep out a reporter that keeps you watching (right, Broadway Joe?). Using the advanced technology only available here at the MichiganGirlsAreFat headquarters, we have narrowed the video down to the exact frame that Andrews gets creepy-vibe.

The question is, what did Joba say to Andrews that caused her to give this face?

Check out the entire video here:

After the interview, onlookers report Joba driving away in this vehicle:

All college football fans are well are that Lee Corso is nuts.

Each week, the man who won 40 games in 10 years with Indiana makes an outlandish pick as to which team will win the big game. This year, Michigangirlsarefat.com is going to keep weekly stats of Lee’s picks and determine whether Lee is worthy of having the best job in the world.

Mr. Corso makes his final pick of the game of the week by putting on the mascot of his predicted winner. However, some of his picks the last few years has caused viewers to think to themselves, “Not so fast, my friend.”

Keep following Lee’s blunders this 2008 football season at MichiganGirlsAreFat.com!

Ok. There are 9 long, tumultuous baseball-filled weeks until the college football season kicks off on August 28th (eh, technically August 23rd if you count teams like Fort Valley and Valdosta State… which we don’t). So in the spirit of baseball boredom, it is never too early to begin speculation on where in the hell ESPN Gameday will choose for its first location. Last year, Kirk, Lee and Chris started at Virginia Tech. Assuming the Valdosta State campus is booked, here’s what we’re thinking the most likely opening game locations this year:

3. Illinois @ Missouri - probably the best game of the lot. Illinois might surprise this year and Chase Daniel is a Heisman hopeful, so this would make a semi-attractive fit. On an attractiveness scale of 1-10, think Drew Barrymore (5).

2. Georgia Southern @ Georgia - will not be the best game, but Georgia is preseason #1 in multiple polls. The Crew should have other chances to visit Athens like Nov. 1 when Florida rolls into town, so this is also moderately attractive. Think Michelle Tafoya (6).

1. Appalachian State @ LSU - This has to be the most likely game for the Gameday crew to bring the pain. Division 2 champs vs. Division 1 champs. This has a ESPN Outside the Lines sap storyline written all over it. Plus, we read on a blog somewhere that Appalachian State be some sort of crappy Division 1 team last year at some point. These are just rumors at this point, but we heard it was a big game.

This game would be very attractive at first glance, but once the lights come on and the makeup is off, it probably won’t be as good as everyone thinks. Still a 9 on the attractiveness scale, but not nearly as attractive without the hype. Think Hillary Clinton. We kid, we kid.

We shall keep you posted.

The best way to waste your day away behind the cubicle: The 2008 College Football Excel Helmet Schudele. All conferences are included along with a “Games of the Week” tab. The season is coming….

This schedule includes the Big 10, Big 12, Pac 10, SEC, Big East, ACC, and Independent schedules all wrapped up into one fine little treat. Print this puppy off and tape it to the corkboard next to your seat. This is the best college football schedule you can find: bar none.

Download the 2008 College Football Excel Helmet Schedule

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