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Lou Holtz is piss drunk again on Notre Dame Kool-aid.   Just like last year, the year before that, and the other 492 years Holtz has been involved in football, Crazy Lisp has predicted the Irish to win at least 10 games. 

Despite losing to Navy last season and being quarterbacked by a giant ostrich, Holtz still believes the Irish will roll over Michigan, Purdue, Michigan State, and potentially even USC.  It’s become a well known fact around the college football community that Holtschz favors his former teams.  He even predicted South Carolina as a dark horse for the national championship.

Other crazy predictions made my Lou Holtz:

- Notre Dame would be elected president in the 2008 election.  When a co-anchor pointed out that ND was a school and not a person, let alone a candidate, his response:  “Scho what?”

- During one of Lou’s many famous motivational speeches, he predicted that Jesus Christ would be returning within the next few months to sign a National Letter of Intent to play for Notre Dame.  However, what Holtz could not predict was whether JC himself would play QB or his natural position, strong safety.

- While slobbering all over his co-workers at a weekly meeting, Lou claimed he would be the star in the sequel of his favorite movie, Beverly Hillbillies.  Well - looks like Lou actually got one right:

Tags: 2008 College Football, Lou Holtz, predictions

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